glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

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heartbreaks:

does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

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rations:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

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